Power Outages Explained :)

Hahahaa this is classic - now i understand...

Breaking news: Eskom authorities have finally isolated the loose nut allegedly responsible for the recent rolling power cuts suffered across the Cape Peninsula.

When asked for his comment, Eskom CEO Montgomery Burns replied simply that: “a lifetime of working at a nuclear power plant has left me with a healthy green glow… and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner“.
*source: splattermail